Last night, while I was waiting to get into "lala land"
I recalled back my childhood, basically what I did and how my childhood went without the presence of my sister yet..
And I can conclude that.............it's rather stupid..
Thinking back really makes me laugh and sometimes turns me off..

My mum used to think I'm autistic, I don't talk much, I "emo" most of the time..
The only time I will talk and interact (a little) is when I'm in school (kindergarten)
Other than that?
Nope..or maybe......er....talk to myself to be exact?
Ya ya..my mum freaked out sometimes whenever she spotted me talking to myself..
That must be the reason why my sis is here annoying me..
Which is a huge mistake..!!
I used to complain to my mum when I start to have a "say" in the family

ME: MA...stuff this irritating bugger back into your tummy la..!
MUM: why my tummy?! stuff it back into your dad's balls la..!
DAD: *stare*

You see...I used to have an imaginary friend
That's the reason why my mum freaked out
Here's the funny part..
My imaginary friend is not a human..
It's a cartoon mouse which talks..!
Ya.ya..I know...stupid..if you want to call it..
But it's true..I used to have an imaginary mousy friend..
I'll pretend it talks to me everyday..
Whatever things I have, he has the smaller version that fit his size..
I can't stop talking even when I'm brushing my teeth..
I have a toothbrush, he too, has a toothbrush
Whatever toys I have, he too, has same toys

Don't laugh -.-
Well, can't be blamed, I had a bad childhood back then..seriously..
My mum used to be very very strict and she will find whatever reasons to whack, cane, smack or shout at me
I remembered there was once, she cut and tore my kindergarten skirt when I didn't manage to produce my best handwriting on my homework..that's how scary it is.
I'm locked up in my granny's room for dinner everyday and when I stop chewing, that's it..
*PIAAAK...!!*
I find it stupid too when I recall back last time...shhhhh
Nothing leaves here ok?
haha

@ 8:45 PM