Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Woke up damn early yesterday
My mum brought us to our grandpa's place for a little gathering.
Nothing much, just usual chats and then went to Great World City for some window shopping.
We found another word for BMW...
As you know, people usually think that BMW stands for "Big Mouth Woman" or "Big Mexican Woman"..
We came out with another word...which is "Bie Mo Wo" (don't touch me in chinese)
My mum told me a dirty joke.and I think it's funny..
There's a big bad wolf out in the forest..
He has not been eating for days and he's really very hungry
He saw a sheep walking pass him and he decided to eat him up.
Just then, a female bird was on top of the tree watching how the sheep died.
After watching the whole process, a male bird came and landed beside the female bird.
The female bird told the male bird: "Xia mian yang si le" (A sheep just died at the bottom in chinese)
The male bird got horny and excited..because he thought the female bird wants sex..
Tricia and Chloe!
@ 6:19 AM